ChuCK's Words of Wisdom

If you thought you were, you might have actually been. Problem being, if you were unaware if you were while you were, then knowing that you were in fact really that way is a moot point. Unless you knew you were the whole time, then you would be an ego-bag.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Pressed ham anyone?

I swear... I can't make this shit up.... Mooning has been a pastime of adolescent males for generations. Call it what you want. Pressed ham, blue moon, ass crack flash, vertical smile...to expose one's buttocks to others as a prank or disrespectful gesture... This one just happened to go wrong...

A police statement says the man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants pulled down in the back "for a joke."It says that at one point the 21-year-old "pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant" that broke and resulted in "deep wounds to his derriere."

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