Ooooooooo you're going to hell for that one...

I understand that thieves in general are pretty friggin stupid. The ones you never hear about? Well, those are the smart ones, cause they never get caught. In this case, when they make national news for me to make fun of... you have earned the right to be called a dumbass. Even more so in this case. Tip from the smart thieves...if your gonna steal stuff... make sure your NOT going to incur the wrath of the all mighty God when you do it...

Thieves who stole an 8-foot statue of Jesus Christ off a crucifix in Detroit may have been seeking copper to sell as scrap. Problem is, it's made of plaster. The Rev. Barry Randolph said Wednesday that the statue at the Church of the Messiah is green and looks like copper, one of several metals coveted by thieves because of soaring scrap prices.