ChuCK's Words of Wisdom

If you thought you were, you might have actually been. Problem being, if you were unaware if you were while you were, then knowing that you were in fact really that way is a moot point. Unless you knew you were the whole time, then you would be an ego-bag.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Here honey, it's just a knife...

The "yer a dumbass" of the day is a real winner. This jackass' defense (hope I spelled defense right lol) is that the woman he had just stabbed "walked" into the knife... yea sure pall, and your weenie slipped into your roommates ass on accident while you were wrestling...

Police were called to a Pierce Avenue home early Sunday on a report that a woman accidentally walked into a knife. Upon arrival, officers found the woman bleeding from the abdomen, and her boyfriend claiming that they had been “horsing around” and that the woman walked into a knife lying on a counter. No further details were provided. An investigation is ongoing.

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