The Air Force Times said inspectors saw a security forces airman playing video games on his cell phone while standing guard at a restricted area. Another airman nearby was "unaware of her duties and responsibilities" during the exercise, the newspaper said. Col. Joel Westa, the Minot Air Force Base commander, did not return telephone calls from The Associated Press seeking comment.
An Air Force spokesman, Maj. Tom Crosson, stopped short of saying the base failed the inspection but said, "There were areas identified needing improvement."
The travels of the misguided man. Yes... it's pretty much that damn bad...
ChuCK's Words of Wisdom
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Why not Minot? I'll tell you why not...
Friday, May 30, 2008
Honest occifer I aint drunk, I'm just stupid...
Police in Manhasset, N.Y., said a 17-year-old arrested for drunken driving blamed her breath test result on kissing someone who had been drinking.Police said the test found Gianna Vigliotti to have a blood-alcohol level of 0.15 percent, nearly twice the 0.08 percent legal limit for driving, New York Newsday reported Friday.The police report quoted the teenager as saying: "I didn't drink! I was kissing a boy who was drunk."However, officers said they found four full beer bottles under the passenger seat of her car and an empty beer can in her purse.
I bet I can spank it longer than you...
Organizers of Denmark's first "Masturbate-a-thon," set to be held at a suburban Ishoj nightclub, say more than 60 men and women are registered to compete.The organizers said participants will masturbate in front of the assembled crowd and will then be judged in several categories -- including farthest ejaculation and longest orgasm -- the Copenhagen Post reported Friday.Pia Struck, the organizer of the competition, said she studied under renowned author and sexologist Betty Dodson.
Gangsta betta pedal damn it...
Milwaukee Police are investigating a case in which a suspect claims he was shot while sitting on his porch. The man claims someone fired the shots while riding by his home on a bicycle.It happened in the 2700 block of north 34th a little after 9 on Thursday night.
I can see it now... hoodie on the handle bars like E.T. BLAM BLAM Pedal bitch get us to the 7-11 man, go go go....
Interview Quote of the Day...
–Mike Huckabee
Wow.... just wow...
Why is it always the nutty ones that step up and want to run the country?
Sit your ass down and put on the dunce cap...
The Fuller Middle School student is charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, possession of a knife and possession of a dangerous weapon. Police Lt. Paul Shastany says the incident occurred at about 10 a.m. on Tuesday at the end of the period.He says the male student stayed behind after the other students had left the classroom, pulled the 11-inch knife and asked for $20. After she refused, he lowered his demand to $1.The teacher took the knife from the student.Shastany says the boy wanted to buy the video game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" but his mother refused to give him the money, so he came up with an alternate plan.
Oh and on a side note, kid, I have that game... it's not friggin worth it... TRUST me.
Cleared for landing... Roger still looking for Yul Brenner...
Thursday, May 29, 2008
BANG! You're dead... wait... BANG NOW you're dead...
The military is reviewing soldiers' complaints that their standard ammunition isn't powerful enough for the type of fighting required in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Army's highest-ranking officer said Thursday. But Gen. George W. Casey Jr., the Army chief of staff, said it was too soon to say whether the Pentagon will switch.
Current and former soldiers interviewed by The Associated Press said the military's M855 rifle rounds are not powerful enough for close-in fighting in cities and towns in Iraq and Afghanistan.
My stance, if they need bigger guns and bullets... call A.C.M.E. and give it to them... beep beep!
Helpful link of the day... well kinda...
http://www.typohound.com/
I didn't REALLY want to kill you... honest...
US gangster Vincent Basciano says he cannot get a fair hearing at his forthcoming trial because he has been accused of plotting to kill the judge. Lawyers for the New York mafia boss want Brooklyn federal Judge Nicholas Garaufis removed from the case. 'There is a serious question whether Garaufis has personal animosity towards a person who has allegedly sought to kill him,' one said.
No frggin shit he's gonna be biased...
Sweet pickle crap it grew legs!
I'm sorry your TOO smart for us...
Grapevine High School senior Anjali Datta holds the highest grade point average of the 471 students graduating from Grapevine High School this year. In fact, Grapevine-Colleyville ISD officials believe her GPA of 5.898 may be the highest in the high school’s history.Her closest competitor’s GPA is 5.64. No one disputes that she’s the top student in her class numerically. The problem rests with another number entirely. Anjali rocketed through high school in only three years. But a school district policy states: “the valedictorian shall be the eligible student with the highest weighted grade point average for four years of high school.”
Yup, looks like we are going to have to award Grapevine-Colleyville ISD a dumbass award...
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Damn it, my ink in the printer is out again...
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LOL it's ok people... it's a joke...
Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me...
A Roadside toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns, about a month ago.
Welcome to McDonalds, whats your emergency?
The Austin, Texas, fire chief says he was shocked that one of his firefighters decided to grab a burger before heading out to an emergency call.Firefighter Michael Pooler was fired for a January incident in which he ran over to a fast-food stand next to his fire station before answering a call for help from a woman suffering respiratory distress."Immediate response to 911 calls is the very essence of what it means to be an Austin firefighter. ... Because of his selfish and highly unprofessional actions, he has no right to remain an Austin firefighter," Chief Jim Evans said in a memo released Tuesday.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
How do you do, how do you do, how do you do...
A San Francisco duo say they have set a world record for shaking hands by waggling their clasped digits for 9.5 hours. Friends Kevin Whittaker, 31, and Cory Jens, 30, said they have submitted their accomplishment to the Guinness Book of World Records, the San Francisco Chronicle reported Tuesday.My elbow feels like it's about to fall off but it was worth it," Whittaker told the newspaper. "Some achievements are marked by small things. That can be a handshake, it can be a trip to the moon or a vaccine that cures a disease. We're part of that. It's epic because it's the first time this has been done in human history."
Not to stereo-type, cause I'm a "what ever floats your boat" kinda guy... but you have to ask... two men... San Fran... WILLING to hold hands for almost 10 hours....
What can brown do for you?
http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/
La la la-la la la sing a Smurfy song...
What caused it? Paul says it started when his friend who worked for years in a machine shop was diagnosed with petroleum poisoning. Paul says he saw an ad in a magazine for something called a colloidal silver generator that said colloidal silver was useful for treating conditions including petroleum poisoning. "So I ordered the generator and I'd go see [his friend] every day. We'd each make a glass of colloidal silver and we'd drink it," he says.
If you want to read the whole article, check it out! lol www.oprah.com
Scouts honor, it's true it's true!
Despite not having served in the military himself, Barack Obama used his Memorial Day remarks to speak about his family’s service. “My grandfather marched in Patton’s army, but I cannot know what it is to walk into battle like so many of you,” he told a small group of veterans here. “My grandmother worked on a bomber assembly line, but I cannot know what it is for a family to sacrifice like so many of yours have.”
Obama also spoke about his uncle, who was part of the American brigade that helped to liberate Auschwitz. He said the family legend is that, upon returning from war, his uncle spent six months in an attic. “Now obviously, something had really affected him deeply, but at that time there just weren’t the kinds of facilities to help somebody work through that kind of pain,” Obama said. “That’s why this idea of making sure that every single veteran, when they are discharged, are screened for post-traumatic stress disorder and given the mental health services that they need – that’s why it’s so important.”
LOL on a side note, afterwards an individual from his campaign caught the mistake and corrected Obama saying that he meant to say Buchenwald, not Auschwitz.
Come out with your hands up... or sleep some more I guess...
Apparently three people in the home, two 19-year-olds and a 21-year-old, had fired some shots around 1 this morning and then went to bed. The 21-year-old was apparently playing around with the gun and decided to shoot it.When police responded, they apparently never knocked on the door. Instead they tried calling the home and had no luck. During the time police were trying to call the home, officers called in the swat team and began to evacuate the neighbors as a precaution. Around 8:30 this morning, the guys finally woke up, realized what was going on outside, and peacefully left with the cops. All three were arrested for possessing a firearm and firing it.
Monday, May 26, 2008
I'm just a bear BOO BOO!!!
Put the gun down, or we won't buy your next game...
David Williams, 42, owns a computer shop and received the statue of the Tomb Raider heroine as a promotional item. Deciding to sell it on Ebay, he took Lara home. Coincidentally, he called police around midnight to report some harassing phone calls. When officers arrived, Williams didn't answer the door. Peering in the window, the officers caught the silhouette of Lara holding a pistol. They cordoned off the street, burst through the back door of the home and held Williams at gunpoint.
It is unkown at this time if Miss Croft will be charged...
FLASH! AAAaaaHHHHHhhhhhh...
Mommy? Why is she standing to pee...
The state took action after the father filed a complaint, which said his 15-year-old daughter was embarrassed and left the restaurant crying after the bathroom incident. General Manager Billy Martin has removed the signs at his Destin pub, but left them at his original pub in Pensacola. "We're not trying to be malicious," Martin told the Northwest Florida Daily News. "It's an Irish joke kind of thing."
More than 3,000 pub patrons have signed a petition to bring the signs back. The men's room sign has large print that reads "Ladies" and smaller text clarifying women shouldn't go in there because it's the men's room. The women's room has a similar sign.
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The 38-year-old plumber, who was arrested on Sunday, made 3,100 hours worth of free calls to the company, costing it almost 4 million yen (19,500 pounds) in phone bills, a police spokesman in Takasaki, northwest of Tokyo, said.
"He gets excited by the woman's voice on the guidance tape," the spokesman said, adding that the voice sounded normal to the detective who was involved in the investigation.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
I probably should have slept instead… pt.4 (finale)
So let’s hit the first “accusation” in the list… “He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.” Ok… so let me get this straight… Right off the bat, the first “complaint” is about how the current leadership sat on their thumbs, not helping the people out by passing or creating laws to better or even maintain the conditions that they lived in. That reads in my translator that the rising cost of food, taxes that continue to go up, and the high politicians continuing to have million dollar roofs over their heads are a good thing… That there is no need for new laws. Hmmmm where have I heard this before… One sec, need to turn off the news in the background, it’s distracting me.
Rolling on down this poignant list, there is an entry that just punched me in the face. “He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.” Can we say border fence anyone? National directories of foreign nationals? The governments “your land is my land and my land is my land stance”? Ok, before we fire off the debate on the fence is good, the fence is bad, or Uncle Ted Nugent will protect us… I will look into that one later. Let’s “stay the course” as one of the bobbleheads said…
“He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.” Well hell, we have been living this one for a while. In the mindset of the period when this was written there were no alphabet soup organizations. No FBI, no CIA, no NSA, but the functions of those groups were in and under the umbrella of the military of the time. There have always been a select few that operated on specific and direct orders. Most of the time independent of the leader of our nation, acting in what they interpret as “the best interest”. The beauty of this is that any leader can continue to use these services as needed, but continue to maintain plausible deniability. Lovely…
So as I shake off the soup from my sleeve, the closing statements in the Declaration further detail’s that the colonies are breaking away from the tyrannies of the evil empire in order to create their own country.
“We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do”
Damn, that’s powerful. Maybe it’s just me, but that statement, in reflection of the time it was written… the brass it took to put to paper the words and feelings of the pissed off people… wow. From that day forward the United States has been admired, despised, and emulated. We have been on the world stage ever since. We have more than the watchful eye of our own government to worry about these days though. Not to say that there is any other country out there waiting for the failure of our nation to come in and snatch it. That would be a pretty bad choice all in all. It wouldn’t be our visible military force protecting our nation I would worry about… it would be the ones in the hills, bless their souls, that would bring down such a fire and fury that no human on this planet can imagine. I’ve seen Deliverance… have you?
In closing on this journey some of you have chosen to hang around for, I have to say that I am proud of our country. For what it was founded on and how it has matured. For the unknown that was set forth out of necessity and the sheer guts to do something about it. We are still a 20-somethings on the world stage, but we are collectively doing the best we can with what we have. Could people of today in America band together and break away into an independent nation? No… most likely not. Not for lack of passion or desire. It couldn’t happen because of the information age. It would take too long to filter the “bull” as they say, from fact. When making such a drastic choice, you need to make sure you have all the facts in front of you. The same laws that we as Americans have helped create for our independence and freedom can back fire. In the post “9/11” United States as they are calling it, you have to be damn sure about what you say and do. The powers that we have in control wield a strong fist and can inflict deep wounds in our nation and to our people… as it already has. I always read that we are a nation divided, that we are spiraling down to hell in a hand basket. Again, it depends on whose information you accept as fact. Face it, we live in cesspools of misinformation. Don’t get me wrong, I am in love, actually total lust of the information age. I can’t get enough of it, but I’ve always had to stay true to a single line from a song I used to listen to when I was younger…
“Half of what you hear is bull and the other half’s all shit.”