ChuCK's Words of Wisdom

If you thought you were, you might have actually been. Problem being, if you were unaware if you were while you were, then knowing that you were in fact really that way is a moot point. Unless you knew you were the whole time, then you would be an ego-bag.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

A lesson in stipudity... (yes i did that intentionally)

well, i learned a valuable lesson today playing an online game...

i had just capped a flag and had no real place to run so i chose the nearest building. the problem with this is that it was very small... two floors, but DAMN small. my second problem was that the person who knew i was there, was a fine shooter by the name of DaJackal. so i scampered my way up the ladder like my hair was on fire and my ass was a catchin just to find that i couldnt jump out the window to get away. i was trapped. now Jackal, being the professional soldier he is took a quick peek up the ladder at me just enough to see me and enjoy a round from my gun zing just past his head. this is where it gets interesting... i had 6 clips left in my Kar, he was fully loaded with the sniper rifle cause he had just spawned. he then proceeds to put me in a dance all around the damn room shooting strait up at me through the floor. being the gentleman that i am, i obliged by returning fire down through the floor back at him. so imagine two fools using clip after clip, neither one of us having nades, shooting through the floor, or in his case the roof, dancing around the joint like we were putting on a show. no one bothered to help either one of us. i finally made it down stairs and we proceeded to miss each other some more. i know i went through 5 clips during this ordeal only to get shot in the back by some passer by as we chased each other out of this bullet ridden closet.

moral of the story? don’t under estimate the stupidity of two grown men with high powered rifles, spending several minutes to turn a building into swiss cheese with close to 50 rounds of ammo spent and not hit each other ONCE! NOT ONCE! some skills eh? i wish i could have recorded this one...