Why not Minot? I'll tell you why not...

So if you are ever around North Dakota and stumble across an odd shaped thing you probably have never seen before, The Air Force would like you to call 1-800-los-nuke. Just kidding, they didn't loose any, but at this point I wouldn't be surprised. Looks like they are going to go through base commanders like Ritz crackers at this rate. Last year they were at fault for flying live nukes across the country on accident. Along with that boffo, this time around they failed inspections left and right.

The Air Force Times said inspectors saw a security forces airman playing video games on his cell phone while standing guard at a restricted area. Another airman nearby was "unaware of her duties and responsibilities" during the exercise, the newspaper said. Col. Joel Westa, the Minot Air Force Base commander, did not return telephone calls from The Associated Press seeking comment.
An Air Force spokesman, Maj. Tom Crosson, stopped short of saying the base failed the inspection but said, "There were areas identified needing improvement."