ChuCK's Words of Wisdom

If you thought you were, you might have actually been. Problem being, if you were unaware if you were while you were, then knowing that you were in fact really that way is a moot point. Unless you knew you were the whole time, then you would be an ego-bag.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Honest occifer I aint drunk, I'm just stupid...

I have heard a TON of stories on "honest I wasn't drinking that much", but this one takes the cake. Apparently there is a certain young lady who thinks that she blew a .15 in the breathalyzer because she was kissing a young drunk boy... did you know that you can get pregnant that way too little lady? Yup, stamp of the dumbass is heading her way...

Police in Manhasset, N.Y., said a 17-year-old arrested for drunken driving blamed her breath test result on kissing someone who had been drinking.Police said the test found Gianna Vigliotti to have a blood-alcohol level of 0.15 percent, nearly twice the 0.08 percent legal limit for driving, New York Newsday reported Friday.The police report quoted the teenager as saying: "I didn't drink! I was kissing a boy who was drunk."However, officers said they found four full beer bottles under the passenger seat of her car and an empty beer can in her purse.

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