Dude, she's hot, pass the ass cream...

Of all the friggin things you can do to impress the ladies, in my humble opinion, putting ass-ring cream on your chest is not one of them. Apparently there is a new "fad" out there in the club scene. It involves the rubbing of Preparation-H on their chest to "tighten" them up so they look cut. Maybe I'm getting old, but ANYTIME you mention that particular medicine, my first thought isn't dancing the night away with the chickies...

New York bouncer, blogger and author Rob Fitzgerald has noticed a trend among many of the macho young men waiting outside his clubs. He says the guys are slathering up their torsos with the hemorrhoid cream Preparation H to make themselves look "ripped" for the ladies.

Fitzgerald asked one of these guys to describe the practice for his blog, Clublife, "The way you use it is to take your shirt off and rub it all over yourself before you go to the club," a man who gave the alias, Peter Minichiello, says. "If you want to get [lucky], you have to know how to dance, and if you want girls to dance with you, you have to look ripped."