Cop:"Have you been drinking sir?" Guy:"I'm sitting on a cooler, what do YOU think..."

In the finest tribute to George Jones to come along in a long time, a gentleman in Whitehall New York has done a fine job. He didn't get all liquored up and drive around the countryside on a riding lawn mower like 'ol possum, but he did ride his ice chest. Damn, gotta go hunt one of these down for myself...

A Whitehall man learned that on Memorial Day, when he was charged with driving while intoxicated after police pulled him over for swerving and driving on the sidewalk on a four-wheeled, motorized cooler known as a "Cruzin Cooler."The electricity-powered Cruzin Cooler that Marr was riding contained 14 beers, the chief said.LaChapelle said Whitehall Police Patrolman Andrew Mija stopped Marr at about 7:45 p.m. after the officer saw Marr swerving and preparing to cross William Street on the motorized cooler.The machine has handlebars, and its operator sits on a seat atop the cooler, LaChapelle said."We were told it can do up to 12 mph," the chief said.