Hey, could I get some more butter over here...

I'm not in to animal cruelty in any way, but damn it... sometimes you get a craving for a good mean. In this case, it's lobster. Now I really dig this fruit of the sea. Hell, if given the chance I would eat it for every meal. Looks like beyond the fact that people are having to pay for gas instead of eating PETA wants you to know that lobsters are unfairly treated. Return comment? "Then eat me instead!"

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has sent a proposal to the Somerset County commissioners to lease their jail for the world’s first Lobster Empathy Center.

The central Maine county is constructing a new jail and has put the century-old jail in downtown Skowhegan up for sale. The Realtor handling the sale called the offer "likely a publicity stunt."

"A prison is the perfect setting to demonstrate how lobsters suffer when they are caught in traps or confined to cramped, filthy supermarket tanks," PETA wrote in a June 2 letter to the commissioners. "The center will teach visitors to have compassion for these interesting, sensitive animals while also commemorating the millions of lobsters who are ripped from their homes in the ocean off the coast of Maine each year before being boiled alive."

Poor poor lobster.... GET IN MAAAAHHH BELLEEEAAAA!!!