ChuCK's Words of Wisdom

If you thought you were, you might have actually been. Problem being, if you were unaware if you were while you were, then knowing that you were in fact really that way is a moot point. Unless you knew you were the whole time, then you would be an ego-bag.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

I bet I can fit my peter in that...

Today's "yer a dumbass" award goes to a gentleman in Australia. He thought it would be a good idea to stick the 'ol wang noodle in a bunch of washers... METAL washers. Well, when the giggle stick got stuck in the little metal holes he ended up having to go to the hospital to get them removed. Hat's off sir, your award is on it's way...

A man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital with fire brigade equipment early today to remove 16 stainless steel washers from his penis.Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3am.It was not clear how the situation arose. Fire Rescue Officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating theatre about 4.30am.Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why would any guy want to attempt to do this in the first place ??? A bet ???
A joke ???
Or just to prove he can ???

I really would like to know :)