Alright everyone, pony up...

This is a sad sad story. i'm sorry i'm even posting about it, but i feel as though it is my civic duty to help these young ladies out. these girls are out there killing themselves every night... for what? pennies because of rising gas prices? DO YOU PART PEOPLE!

"I have to go to other places to try to make the money," said an exotic
dancer known as Storm. "[I've gone from] about a grand a week, down to a couple hundred," Storm added. "The more they work, the more money they can make," said Serafini. "Now they're making less money per hour because the gentlemen have less disposable income to give to them," Serafini added. Although many customers have likely received an economic stimulus refund from the federal government, Serafini says that money is not being spent in his club. "I want to make my money just like everybody else," said Storm.

oh, and if my wife asks... i was never here....