ChuCK's Words of Wisdom

If you thought you were, you might have actually been. Problem being, if you were unaware if you were while you were, then knowing that you were in fact really that way is a moot point. Unless you knew you were the whole time, then you would be an ego-bag.

Monday, May 19, 2008

HELP!!!! Anyone??? Hello???

so this is a beauty from Kentucky. Apparently if your ever down way of Hickman Kentucky, whether it be for work or pleasure... be careful. ESPECIALLY Wednesday night. cause come midnight, the local EMS will stop responding or answering 911 calls. why you ask? cause no one will buy them a new tonka twuck....

Local emergency workers in southwestern Kentucky have voted unanimously to stop answering calls, effective midnight Wednesday.
Fulton County Judge Executive David Gallagher says the Fulton County-City of Hickman Rescue Squad is invaluable to county residents, but has asked the county to buy an $89,000 truck it can't afford.
How much you wanna bet that Mr. Fulton County Judge has "issues" that night... anyone?
File this one under "stipudity"
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