ChuCK's Words of Wisdom

If you thought you were, you might have actually been. Problem being, if you were unaware if you were while you were, then knowing that you were in fact really that way is a moot point. Unless you knew you were the whole time, then you would be an ego-bag.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

911? Can you help me distract this cop?

on this list of brilliant people, i give you a gentleman from Hazelwood, Missouri. i just hope he was also drunk so he would have an excuse for how stupid he is...

A Hazelwood officer says he noticed the passenger making a cell phone call.
It turns out, the man called in a fake robbery at a nearby convenience store, hoping the officer would have to respond to that instead of writing his friend a ticket. He was busted when the dispatcher heard the officer in the background.



check please, don't want the dumb to rub off on me from this one...

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