ChuCK's Words of Wisdom

If you thought you were, you might have actually been. Problem being, if you were unaware if you were while you were, then knowing that you were in fact really that way is a moot point. Unless you knew you were the whole time, then you would be an ego-bag.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Damn it my watch stopped again...

there is nothing that pisses me off more than when my watch battery dies. well except crappy drivers.... gas prices... applesauce... never mind. anyways, as i was saying. if you don't mind a little sunburn (or the volunteer on this project), you can always use the 'ol peter as a sundial! imagine that, tell the clock with yer cock! here is a quick supply excerpt...

Suppose you’re at a nudist resort. Wearing a wristwatch would ruin your look and mess up your seamless tan. Now you won’t have to worry that you’ll miss the 1 p.m. co-ed volleyball tournament.
sorry for all the schlong posts today lol. here is the link if you want to read more, who knows... might save your life one day. (might not be safe for work)

http://www.sexhax.com/sundial.html
That is all... at

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ROFL ... nice find !!! oh and thanks for the heads up on the "not work safe" aspect of the link ... definately wouldn't have got through our filter !! Had to wait until I got home to read it ... worth waiting for ... still laughing !!!!

May 20, 2008 at 12:08 PM

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