I was just having a conversation today about how much fun it would be working in the marketing department of a sex toy company. What does that have to do with anything? Well,there are a new brand of condoms on the market. My only thinking on this one is, is it supposed to help you not get pregnant from the US government? I mean, they are always screwing us. Ohhhhh that's right, never mind. They like giving it to us in our ass... They must just be for show then...
McCain Condoms
Obama Condoms
2 comments:
LMAO ... I love this FAQ:
Will they work?
We can't guarantee that just by wearing a McCainCondom you will be safe from a night of reckless abandon with a member of the opposite party. No condom is 100% effective, but we are certain that without wearing one, there's likely to be a mini McCain in your future. So, like anyone with a good exit strategy, keep a back-up plan handy.
I guess it would be fun to work in a sex toy company. It would shelter us from the crazy world of politics.
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