ChuCK's Words of Wisdom

If you thought you were, you might have actually been. Problem being, if you were unaware if you were while you were, then knowing that you were in fact really that way is a moot point. Unless you knew you were the whole time, then you would be an ego-bag.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

HELL NO WE WON'T POO!

Wow, the level they will go to for "non-lethal" weapons is amazing. Now there a new device that the Denver Colorado Police plan on deploying that will allow them to make people crap themselves. Yup, that's a good idea... you start of with the crowd yelling, chanting , maybe even throwing a stone or too. Next thing you know, you make them shit their pants arming them with a much more vile weapon to sling back. Nice move guys... Ever hear of monkey's having a shit fight in the zoo?

Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon - known as the “crap cannon” - that might be unleashed against them.
Also called “Brown Note,” it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.Mark Cohen, co-founder of Re-create 68, an alliance of local activists working for the protection of first amendment rights, said he believes this could be deployed at the convention in August to subdue crowds.“We know this weapon and weapons like it have been used at other large protests before,” he said.

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