NFL Playoffs...

Ok, so lets talk football a bit. I know some of you hate it... BUT, simple fact is that most men are addicted to some sort of sport. Lets face it... if you can't get laid, you can always watch some sort of competitive sport to get your rocks off. It's as barbaric as that. Anyways, I'm sitting here watching the Giants and the Eagles slug it out in a messy game anxiously awaiting a Giants loss. Before anyone goes and sets fire to me, hear me out.

First off, NOT an Eli Manning fan. Any primadonna snot nosed shit that has the HONOR of being drafted in the NFL, who whines and holds out for a trade on draft day because they don't like what team chooses them... needs to be told to go back to the playground and shut the hell up. Admittedly, he has won a Super Bowl, but still. Where have the players gone that just played for the love of the game? You never hear about the guys who grind day in and day out making the league minimum, but are there because they are chasing a dream. NOOOOOoooooo you hear about the pretty boy quarterback who thinks he is better than the common man, or the gambling ring that has been bankrolled by insane contracts, hell you even hear about shootings and beating that come at the hand of these so called role models. That's what I want the youth of today looking up too.... "Sorry teach, I'm not turning in that homework because I never agreed to the terms bound in this classroom for the graduation year... speak to my agent."

Second, I think that watching McNabb, the good and bad version, take a team into and through the playoffs is a great story. Shunned by the city of Philadelphia's fair weathered fans who only love him when they win, benched in the middle of the season for a rough (one of many) outings, and the fact that he STILL has the monkey of Terrell Owens on his back. That just makes for great news... sorry sports writers, no one was found with a hooker on the field and no one went to jail for beating up someone in the bar... maybe next time you will get lucky with your 'All is dark in the NFL' story you morose bastards.

Third, lets face it... repeat winners are boring. Spice it up a little... time to share the wealth of winning with the fans as well. That's what keep these damn professional diaper wipes of athletes paid... fans. ( http://chuck-amuck.blogspot.com/2008/09/what-makes-fan.html )Maybe I'm just bitter because the team I love has to be in one of the toughest divisions in the NFL... and the chance of them making the playoffs anytime soon are as good as a recount in the presidency voting to show that McCain won...

Oh well, we will get them next year... GO TEXANS!

WE ARE THE TEXANS
AND PROUD TO BEAR THE NAME
WE ARE THE TEXANS
WE’RE GONNA WIN THIS GAME
WE ARE THE TEXANS
WE FIGHT UNTIL WE DROP
COME ON TEAM SHOW YOUR STEAM
AIM TO BE ON TOP
COME ON TEAM SHOW YOUR STEAM
WE WILL BE ON TOP (CUZ)
WE ARE THE TEXANS
OUR TEAM IS GONNA SHINE
WE ARE THE TEXANS
COME ON AND HOLD THAT LINE
WE ARE THE TEXANS
AND WINNING IS OUR PLAN
HIT ‘EM HIGH HIT ‘EM LOW
ANYWAY YOU CAN
HIT ‘EM HIGH HIT ‘EM LOW
SHOW ‘EM YOUR’RE THE MAN