ChuCK's Words of Wisdom

If you thought you were, you might have actually been. Problem being, if you were unaware if you were while you were, then knowing that you were in fact really that way is a moot point. Unless you knew you were the whole time, then you would be an ego-bag.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me...

I know rest stops can be a bit rough. These areas of instant convenience are well known for their issues... the smell, the cleanliness, and the critters. In this case, Especially the critters. This poor gentleman had to endure something that I will now have nightmares about...

A Roadside toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns, about a month ago.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well .... maybe he was "gifted" and the snake felt threatened ... who could blame it for attacking !!!!