ChuCK's Words of Wisdom

If you thought you were, you might have actually been. Problem being, if you were unaware if you were while you were, then knowing that you were in fact really that way is a moot point. Unless you knew you were the whole time, then you would be an ego-bag.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Natual selection isnt that bad after all...

sometimes i wonder if the whole natural selection way of evolution (if thats your bag) is a good idea or not. so there is this chap in Dallas Texas who once again proved that the limit of human stipudity (if you havent noticed... that how i spell it) is as high as the sky. this guy is pounding back beers, playing cards, you know... having fun. he then gets one of those crazy deep itches in the middle of his back. we have all had them, those shitty ones you can never reach... well, unlike most of us who would LOOK around for something to scratch it... check out this slick winner...


“He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he
could get a hold of, which was a revolver,” Lt. Dean said. “The gun went off."
Mr. Espinal went back and told his buddies that he shot himself. “They
didn’t believe him until they saw the blood coming down his back,” Lt. Dean
said.

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