Be gone demons!! HOME RUN!!!!

In what is about the dumbest things I have heard in a while, a father in South Carolina honestly felt as though he could vanquish the homosexual thoughts out of his son with a baseball bat.

According to the Anderson County Sheriff's Office, the battering took place about 1 p.m. Sunday on P Street. During the assault, the teen's 49-year-old father yelled, cursed, swung a baseball bat, prayed and tried to “cast the demon of homosexuality out of him,” according to the teen's version of events to Deputy S.C. Weymouth, the incident report states.

Now this is where I hope sweet justice comes in to play. Please stand by for simple ChuCK's re-enactment...

:::ahem:::

Father: ummm judge...

Judge: Shut the f' up.... guilty...

Cell Mate: Bend over, your my bitch now...

Thank you, I will collect my Oscar for best screen play now...