A Whole Bowl of the Mighty ChuCK

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Time waster link of the week...

I'm serious... it will blow hours... you will never get the time back...

http://thisissand.com/

Be gone demons!! HOME RUN!!!!

In what is about the dumbest things I have heard in a while, a father in South Carolina honestly felt as though he could vanquish the homosexual thoughts out of his son with a baseball bat.

According to the Anderson County Sheriff's Office, the battering took place about 1 p.m. Sunday on P Street. During the assault, the teen's 49-year-old father yelled, cursed, swung a baseball bat, prayed and tried to “cast the demon of homosexuality out of him,” according to the teen's version of events to Deputy S.C. Weymouth, the incident report states.

Now this is where I hope sweet justice comes in to play. Please stand by for simple ChuCK's re-enactment...

:::ahem:::

Father: ummm judge...

Judge: Shut the f' up.... guilty...

Cell Mate: Bend over, your my bitch now...

Thank you, I will collect my Oscar for best screen play now...

SLAYER!!! SEPULTURA!!! MONK!!! wtf... monk?

Back in business people!

Ok, this first one to welcome me back caught my attention this morning. Nothing like a Monk laying it out like Slayer! ROCK ON!!! Is he headed to heaven or hell... you be the judge...

Monday, July 7, 2008

I'm sorry...

To my readers, I am sorry I haven't been updating. Life has taken a few interesting turns that have put me out of sorts. On top of that, in the good news department, I am taking a bit of a holiday to refresh the soul. I will try to update as soon as I return which will be in a few weeks.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

OMG You killed the mellon!

Ok, is this a public safety announcement or just a reason for guys to blow shit up... you be the judge...

http://www.clickondetroit.com/

Politically incorrect link of the day...

The last one is my personal favorite Mwuhahahahahaha >:-)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Sex anyone? Ok, I will grab the Krylon...

It's old news, but...

Have you ever been in one of the awkward sexual moments where the rubber ducky cover doesn't really fit right? Accidentally pick up Magnum sized wraps and your more along the lines of a twiggle stick? Have no fear, the one size fits all really is the case in this spray on brand of condoms...

How does the spray-on condom work exactly? A man places his penis in a chamber. He then presses a button and a pump squirts out liquid latex through some nozzles onto the man’s penis in about 20 seconds. If 20 seconds seems like a long time to wait the good news is that the inventor is working on shortening the time to about 10 seconds.

How does the condom come off? The rubber dries on quickly after it is sprayed on and is then ready to use. When no longer in use the spray-on condom can be easily rolled off and thrown away just like a regular condom.
http://inventorspot.com/

http://www.spiegel.de/