ChuCK's Words of Wisdom

If you thought you were, you might have actually been. Problem being, if you were unaware if you were while you were, then knowing that you were in fact really that way is a moot point. Unless you knew you were the whole time, then you would be an ego-bag.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Match made in Heaven... Pub & Grill that is...

I know that they say there is "the one" for every single person out there. In some cases however, I just don't buy it. Well, it looks like 'ol Chuck has been proven wrong again. This couple out of Dover has shown that there really is such a thing as your soul mate. Too bad they happen to share more than just the bar tab...

"DOVER —A woman and her husband were both arrested for driving while intoxicated after he moved into the driver's seat of the car and attempted to drive away while she was performing field sobriety tests.

Capt. Michael Raiche said police responded to a minor accident on Central Avenue at about 5:30 p.m. Saturday after Sharon Piatek, 45, of 13 Langilier Court in Somersworth, allegedly rear-ended another vehicle.
Nobody was injured in the accident, however Raiche said the officer suspected that Piatek was under the influence of a drug at the time.

While Piatek was performing field sobriety tests, the passenger of her vehicle — 37-year-old Brian Piatek — allegedly moved into the empty driver's seat, put the Dodge Stratus into drive and began to drive forward, Raiche said.

At that time, the officer yelled for Brian Piatek to stop the car, and he allegedly put the car into the reverse, back into the spot it had been parked, Raiche said. "
Oh and for the alleged record, I feel as though allegedly is overused in news articles these days. Although, allegedly I use certain words too much as well... allegedly...

Wash rinse repeat?

Now I am all about the simple life. Eye for an eye, live by the law of the land... that kind of stuff. However, I would have to say this is one of those cases where the representation of simple instructions... well just see for yourself...

Ummm OK... Maybe in Arkansas...

Facebook + Mom = I just puked in my mouth and my eyes were dug out of their sockets with a spoon...

Literal photo of the day...

What can I say, I used to dig the tune when I was just a young lad grooving in my paisley butterfly collar shirts... don't judge me...

Yup... sometimes it makes you wonder...

Do I even need to add my sarcastic comments to this one? I'll pass... for fear she might hurt me...

Monday, August 30, 2010

WHUT WHUUUUUTTTT!!!

Rollin... in my .5-0 with the windows down so my hair can blow... That's right, rollin dirty ain't got nuttin' on my fellow hard core dads!


Sunday, August 29, 2010

Uh ohhhhhh Chuckie is mobile...

So let's see if this iPhone app helps me keep current. Since I travel so much, this will give me a chance too really abuse my readers eyes!

Is it just me...

Is it just me or does this guy look like a live action representation of a Mad Magazine character?

You got knocked the F*&K out!

This is a classic case of "Dude... you really aren't that tough"

As the seasons pass...

Back to the grind my friends. The blog is back to life!