Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Ummm OK... Maybe in Arkansas...
Facebook + Mom = I just puked in my mouth and my eyes were dug out of their sockets with a spoon...
Literal photo of the day...
What can I say, I used to dig the tune when I was just a young lad grooving in my paisley butterfly collar shirts... don't judge me...
Yup... sometimes it makes you wonder...
Do I even need to add my sarcastic comments to this one? I'll pass... for fear she might hurt me...
Monday, August 30, 2010
WHUT WHUUUUUTTTT!!!
Rollin... in my .5-0 with the windows down so my hair can blow... That's right, rollin dirty ain't got nuttin' on my fellow hard core dads!
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Uh ohhhhhh Chuckie is mobile...
So let's see if this iPhone app helps me keep current. Since I travel so much, this will give me a chance too really abuse my readers eyes!
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
Of course it was written by a woman...
OK, I am reposting this off of one of the many sites I visit daily... too damn funny...
1. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
2. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the noose.
3. Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they’re practicing to be men.
4. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One – he just holds it up there & waits for the world to revolve around him.
OR. Three – one to screw in the bulb, two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
5. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
6. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath & calling your name?
A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
7. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A.Because not one will stop and ask directions.
8. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
9. Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
10. Q: What is the difference between men and women…
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
11. Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
12. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”
1. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
2. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the noose.
3. Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they’re practicing to be men.
4. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One – he just holds it up there & waits for the world to revolve around him.
OR. Three – one to screw in the bulb, two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
5. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
6. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath & calling your name?
A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
7. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A.Because not one will stop and ask directions.
8. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
9. Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
10. Q: What is the difference between men and women…
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
11. Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
12. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”
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