tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89977949452684662082011-12-29T08:51:13.996-06:00The travels of the misguided man. Yes... it's pretty much that damn bad...ChuCK_AmuCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08395154258716836558noreply@blogger.comBlogger3001100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997794945268466208.post-23120753867104326162011-12-29T08:50:00.003-06:002011-12-29T08:51:14.138-06:00

http://nullnomad.dyndns.org

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Holy crap from a tomato can batman! I STILL HAVE ACCESS!!!

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Wait for it.... waaaaaaaiiiiittttt fooooorrrrr iiiiiittttt....

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So those of you who know me pretty well know that I can put away my share of Monster, Rockstar, and other "power" drinks. Normally these come in tiny little un-manly cans. Well in my travels I came across this gem... yes the "BFC" stands for Big F^%k'n Can. LOVE IT!

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Well that's the reason. Pretty much been floating away for the past couple of days. Not to mention, I'm on the road again. Oh and for the record, $25 valet parking is NOT a bargain. Especially when there isn't any public parking available... Pricks...

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Ok props to this kid for actually using his brain. Now time to smack the ever living sh*t out of the parents...

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Is that even a word? Not that it matters... Anyway... So I stumbled across this today and I'm not quite sure how to take it.  So in an effort to not start a holy war on my blog, unless someone out there REALLY wants to pick that fight. I am going to let my sarcastic comments slide on this one. However... is it coincidence that Stephen Hawking recently claimed that modern physics has now proved

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So for some of my long time readers, hello to both of you and thank you, I seem to have come across a situation where I am writing again. I have always maintained that I should write a book someday about my life. Not that I think my life is interesting in any way, but... it is a story that I don't mind telling. Especially the parts about the pirates and the hidden treasure that my friends and I 

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So I'm indecisive when it comes to buying monitors and it took me a little while... sue me. Anyways, it's all coming together now. Might even post some pics on where the mad mind of ChuCK plays. Two 19" monitors bookending the 22" widescreen.... oh yes... it is good.

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Well not really. I'm just out on the town shopping for a new monitor. You see, I have this fancy new MacBook and well... I need at least a 24" widescreen for it. So my travels in search for the perfect glowing companion have killed my posting time for the moment.

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I know that they say there is "the one" for every single person out there. In some cases however, I just don't buy it. Well, it looks like 'ol Chuck has been proven wrong again. This couple out of Dover has shown that there really is such a thing as your soul mate. Too bad they happen to share more than just the bar tab... "DOVER —A woman and her husband were both arrested for driving while

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Now I am all about the simple life. Eye for an eye, live by the law of the land... that kind of stuff. However, I would have to say this is one of those cases where the representation of simple instructions... well just see for yourself...

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Facebook + Mom = I just puked in my mouth and my eyes were dug out of their sockets with a spoon...

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What can I say, I used to dig the tune when I was just a young lad grooving in my paisley butterfly collar shirts... don't judge me...

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Do I even need to add my sarcastic comments to this one? I'll pass... for fear she might hurt me...

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Rollin... in my .5-0 with the windows down so my hair can blow... That's right, rollin dirty ain't got nuttin' on my fellow hard core dads!

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So let's see if this iPhone app helps me keep current. Since I travel so much, this will give me a chance too really abuse my readers eyes!

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Is it just me or does this guy look like a live action representation of a Mad Magazine character?

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This is a classic case of "Dude... you really aren't that tough"

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Back to the grind my friends. The blog is back to life!

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OK, I am reposting this off of one of the many sites I visit daily... too damn funny...1. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?A. Shoot him again.2. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the noose.3. Q. Why do little boys whine?A. Because they’re practicing to be men.4. Q. How

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It never fails to impress me how people that normally bitch about something will rehash the same crap over and over. Especially if they have already gotten the dusted back hand slap down. Is it that it has to be responded to like an episode of Sesame Street? ' Nnnnnnn. Ooooooo. Nnn. Ooo. Nnooo. NO!'. Actually... That might confuse them and drive them deeper into a child like state if

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Let's see if I can pick this back up. On a quick update... Life is almost normal, but then again how do you measure that. Work is nice and crazy. The Texans actually look like a real football team this year. And finally, technology is pissing me off. That is all. - Posted from my iPhone. Mobility is a way of life...

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is a TOTAL dick!NSFW LINK TO PIC!

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I was all happy that I was finally keeping a blog up to date... and look at me... I have now become one of the many squatters that litter the internet with crap that is out of date and useless. I guess I was right...http://chuck-amuck.blogspot.com/2008/05/here-goes-nothing.html

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I'm pretty sure a decent sized loan would be required to pay for the medical attention this woman needs....

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Ok everyone, come help fight the good fight over at www.gdgt.comIt's a site dedicated to all things that are gadgets! Add me, http://user.gdgt.com/ChuCKAmuCK/

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I have to go out of my way on this one. As many of you know, music plays a HUGE roll in my life. While digging up some of the classics, mostly Jazz, on YouTube I came across an unsigned talent by the name of Elisha Jordan. If you are a fan of vocalist, you have to check her out. Her voice yields her the ability to span several genres of music, but in my book the absolute show stopper is her

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In a lame attempt to keep this blog alive, I finally found something to post that wouldn't take me all day lolEating food when you're stoned is like having a thousand orgasms in your mouth all at once (maybe I worded that incorrectly), and during our extensive research sessions in preparation for this article, we discovered a collection of foods that we feel stimulate the stoned palate more than

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As posts go, this one might be off the beaten trail a bit. I'm not saying that it will be a whimsical journey down the path of righteousness, but I will say that my goal is to hopefully be thought provoking at the least.Looking at what the world has handed us recently, I can't help but think... who or what is at fault? To me, the more interesting subject is the variety of blame. The democrats

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Oh please OH PLEASE!!!!http://www.datamancer.net/keyboards/deco1/deco1.htm

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Well, I created a Facebook page AND a twitter account today...Follow if you wish :-)On Facebook, just look for Chuck Amuck or hit the link above my pic on the left hand side of the bloghttp://twitter.com/ChuCK_AmuCK

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Crack out the Irish bacon and cabbage people! It's time to get drunk, schnockered, pissed, bombed, cockeyed.... WHATEVER! Just make sure you do it in the clovers and it's all good.

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Amy G - Kazooby vacomteam

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A Ingram 18 wheeler I let change lanes because everyone else was being an ass, a keyboard I broke, a Fresh Hot Now sign, and an email asking me for my opinion...

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A bewildered face, frustration in the room, a big puddle in the road, a script that was good, and a failed u-turn.

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A sideways truck, a car with no headlights on the highway, rain, water cooler, and a radar loop.-- -=[Ignorance is bliss...]=-I AM ChuCK_AmuCK!

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Btw, these are from my phone...Bill Miller's BarBQ, Chase Bank, Johnson's Hauling, a blinking red light, and a bad driving dump truck.-- -=[Ignorance is bliss...]=-I AM ChuCK_AmuCK!

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Don't blame me... Skooter made me do it...

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That's right people... I AM ORDAINED!For those of you who would like to know...http://www.dudeism.com/index.html

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New link since it was pulled from YouTube...LMAO (that's all I need to say)

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This is the Bob The Builder we as adults wish would air every day instead of that mind numbing other stuff that's supposed to be helping our children grow up right... I did this one by link because the video will auto play when you embed it in a page. Can't be having that every time you visit my blog...http://www.metatube.com/?Seccion=Videos&Accion=Ver&Video=12628&Categoria=29

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The whole crew is a testimony to what a well trained crew can accomplish. I know there has been a lot of coverage on this, but I felt compelled to share it. Capt. Sullenberger is no doubt a fine pilot, his impeccable flight record and the fact that all 155 passengers aboard survived speaks for itself. In my mind, the MAN he is after the event speaks more than his skills and training did on that

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One of my many hobbies happens to be antique collecting. Books, reading glasses, stereoscopes, cameras... stuff like that. Well, I happen to fancy quite a bit the simple technology used to create depth in an image by use of the stereoscope. Not sure what I'm talking about? Remember those ViewMasters we used to have as a kid? Same thing. In today's world of technology, there are new ways to fool

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So the mighty ChuCKster was digging through some old papers and found a family newsletter from... well... a LONG time ago. May of '86 to be exact. Come to think of it, that wasn't that long ago. Anyways, so I guess it was a bit of a trend back then, using dot matrix printers and such to type up a little news paper to send to family and friends. No Virginia, there wasn't any email or Twitter back

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I miss my days in Japan. I really do. Well this site here is a great place to buy things that might normally be difficult to find. Well, ok, maybe not difficult... but damn hard for someone like me in the middle of Texas. Not much call for Hanafuda cards around these parts... Although, if someone wants to be real nice and order me some, I would LOVE it. See, I'm missing one card out of my deck...

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LOL and men wonder why we have a bad wrap... well... this video says it all. Oh and ChuCK does not endorse this video, but I did laugh... is that wrong?(some language)

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All you need is about ohhhhh 3 friggin weeks of free time, a great video editor, and the patients of those maple syrup collectors in New England. Although, hats off on an original vid and a great tune.

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That's it. Time for me to start worrying about the world we live in. It would appear that the world of Gene Roddenberry is right around the corner. In what would have to be one of the more stunning events in modern science, the Joint Quantum Institute at the University of Maryland, have successfully 'transported' matter from one location to another. That's right folks... teleportation is no

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In what actually makes me sick to my friggin stomach, there is a new trend out there... auctioning off a job/position for the LOWEST acceptable pay. Now I'm not talking about contractors or construction... or even production lines. I'm talking about your 9-5 cube monkey life of a job. Sit down, log in, drool, log out, go home type of job... the job that over the course of last year, hundreds of

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Don't get me wrong, I'm alllll for civil rights. Laws for equality. The abolishment of racism, but... this is a two way street people. Equal is equal the last time I checked. I guess in this case it's not.Seven black firefighters are suing the city, contending that the Houston Fire Department’s test for officer promotions adversely affects blacks. “This is systemic discrimination,” said the

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Most of you know I fancy a bit of golf every now and then. I have even been known to play more than once a week... ok... maybe even 4 times a week. Anyways, I came across this wonderful article about a man who is suing the Candia Woods Golf Links. The reason? He got a hole in one... problem is, the hole was is eye and he is now blind in it. Now before I get drug through the streets for making bad

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Is it just me, or has the mainstream news almost gotten this bad...NSFW due to language...

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Ok, this one... well... I guess you're just going to have to watch and listen... wow... I'm almost ashamed to be human.NSFW due to lyrics

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Yea mmmmkay, watch this video... think about your day.... THEN answer that question...

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LOL ok, it's official people. The ChuCK man has officially checked out. I know this is an older song, but I'm friggin hooked on it. Makes me want to drink Vodka, Ouzo, and grab a big bowl of Golabki.

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Well, looks like I'm going to have to bring back the 'ol jackass awards. In what would have been at least a foot note in the Darwin awards this year, a young man decided it would be a good idea to chase after a friends cell phone. Problem you ask? That's what friends do you say? If you and your friend happen to be walking along the side of the caldera of Crater Lake and one of them drops

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Today seems to be full of 80's flash backs. First was the DJ from New Jersey, Spencer Potter, who was auctioning off his phone number... 867-5309. eBay pulled the listing after Verizon complained about it... BOOOOOOooooo. Then I stumbled across this kick ass Ghostbusters t-shirt at http://www.80stees.com And finally, I got hooked for a few hours on this little gem of a site... http://

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A few days ago I posted about my displeasure on the remake of the Mean Joe Green Coke commercial... well, goes to show... in my HUMBLE opinion... I was right. They should have left it alone and not even TOUCHED it. Ok, sure it had a tiny bit of humor... the over the shoulder "is he coming" was cute, BUT all in all... I would have rather spoon fed my eyeballs to a wolverine. Ok, maybe not that bad

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BOOM! So some of you know, I have a soft spot for the 'ol pig of a plane known as the C-130. In this case, I can't think of a send off more fitting for the king of the sky. For a little back story, this is what happens when an aircraft in the US inventory is beyond repair and in a deployed situation. Strip it, gut it, set it a blaze...

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As I said before, I was pulling for the AFC. So all is good in my home... Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers on a great Super Bowl XLIII win! Final score: Steelers 27, Cardinals 23.

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Now those of you who know me have heard me say "make love, not war". I live by that rule... and I'm not saying I agree with this outcome... but I understand. Frankly, the little shit deserved it...

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Some of you out there have heard the personal side of my rant about how kids these days, particularly girls are a bit... on in their years compared to when I was younger. The way they dress, act, talk.... even look. I have heard all the stories from "it's due to genetically altered milk" to "I guess this is the part of Darwin's evolution theory that no one will argue with". Personally... I'm not

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So, I'm not a fan of the day... in all sense of the matter. Typically a pretty rough day for the 'ol Chuck, but this year there is hope. Thanks to Dynamic Pawn I know EXACTLY what to get this year! A nice semi automatic pistol...

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LOL NSFW due to content and some language... but made me chuckle

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Since I'm in the Super Bowl mood, I just read an article that kind of made me mad. The only thing that makes it even REMOTELY ok is that he is also a Steeler and the original star is cool with it. What is 'ol ChuCK talking about? The timeless Coke commercial with the All-Time great, Mean Joe Green. This was one of those commercials that set the bar for marketing THAT much higher. Well, I guess

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I'm a football fan. (for my international readers... not that version of football with tiny boy shorts and a round checker boarded ball) I love it. I miss playing it... and I can't get enough of it on T.V. First off, GO AFC! Notice I said AFC.... although my Texans will not be there anytime soon, I will however support the division. Much like the National League in baseball... but that's for my

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The exact amount of a "shitload" varies widely between context and culture. Here is the breakdown:Standard English Shitload = 1007Metric Shitload = 10000Baker's Shitload = 1008Binary Shitload = 1024Of course there's the matter of how many shitloads in a Assload, or a fuckload:Standard English: Fuckload = 4 Assloads = 8 ShitloadsMetric: Fuckload = 10 Assloads = 100 ShitloadsBaker's: Fuckload = 5

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Ok, bear with me on this one... since we are on the subject of drinking until morale is better.... First off, I am not a doctor. I'm not a chef, nor am I a bartender. SOOOOOooo keep all of that in mind when you read all of this.I started a mission a while back to make a sugar free (or as much as possible) Pina Colada for my sister in-law. In my search, I have been able to reduce the sugars in

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THE DRINKING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!-That is all...

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There is a fine line between a comedic genius and a dumbass. With that being said... the ones being paid to be funny.... NOT on the dumbass list. Oh sure, you can be funny... AND a dumbass... (see Jim Carrey)... but... when you are in a position as one of the most (formerly now, you lost points in my book) respected people in your industry and we are facing some of the most difficult financial

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Ok, one damn minute... ONE MINUTE!!!Did you guys and gals know that there is a new President of the United States? Some cat named Obama... Why the hell am I the last to know this kind of thing... you think SOMEONE would have at least mentioned this in passing to me. OH OH OHHHHHHH and GET THIS!!! It happened yesterday! Oh yea... that's right people... I was left out of the DAMN inner circle of

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Ok, so I'm sold by the name alone... Beer Pouch Sweatshirt with Hood HOW kick ass is that? This is about the best damn article of clothing since Vans checker boarded shoes! Check this out... Finally! You can carry around a beer while leaving your hands free to high five a complete stranger in the stands, carry more beer, or operate your hands-free cellphone. The Beer Pouch Sweatshirt is perfect

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muse (plural mus·es)nounDefinition:1. somebody who inspires artist: somebody who is a source of inspiration for an artist, especially for a poet2. artist's inspiration: the source of inspiration that stimulates an artist, especially a poet3. artist's particular talent: the gift or talent of an artist, especially a poetBy definition, the word muse is selfishly contained by the arts. I wonder

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This one is dedicated to one song... and one song only. Ringfinger by Nine Inch Nails (Trent Reznor). Unlike the last post, I will include the lyrics on this one...Ringfinger by Trent Reznorwell you've got me working so heard latelyworking my hands until they bleedif I was twice the man I could beI’d still be half of what you needstill you lead me and I followanything you ask you know I’ll dothis

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Sooooo here is the question... Having sex like a wild animal is perfectly normal. It is, just face it... as long as you are safe about it. Always use a condom. Simple.... So what about fetishes... well those are fine too, whips, food, leather... you name it. Even balloon animals. Well, what if it's balloon animals MADE out of condoms having sex...Like I say... it takes all kinds...Possibly NSFW!

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Have you ever been at that crossroad? The one where you are stuck right in the damn middle... no guidance, no clue, no direction... I'm there. Well, I think I am. I'm really not sure if I am or not, but I may very well be. When you have all the information you need and you still feel like it's not enough. You find your self clawing at every thought that skips through your mind... picking it apart

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On a VERY sad note, actor Ricardo Montalban passed away today at the young age of 88. For the better half of 4 decades, this Mexican Monchismo was THE man when it came to Hispanic actors. He dominated most table conversations and every form of entertainment through the 50's, 60's, and 70's appearing in everything from T.V. shows to coffee commercials. With his thick accent and sensual draw, most

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Well, I think I have finally lost it. I have fallen prey to a social network... As most of you know... I love music. I always have some kind of tune in my head, ear buds in, or music blasting to the masses. Well about a year ago now, I broke down and bought an MP3 player. Now I had won a iPod Nano 2gb in a contest... don't ask it is REAL geeky... anyways, I loved it with the exception that I have

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Ok, there is ohhhhhhh about only ONE reader that will get this, but you know what... your DAMN worth it! So I came across something I just have to send you. This will make your FAVORITE past time even more enjoyable! It's a see through iron. :-) Ok, before you kick me in the nuts over this... it's real damn it. I bring you the B-Iron 725! Completely see through and all the styling of the rich and

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Ann Coulter, you slag whore of a waste of flesh. The only good thing about you is that you are an easy target for people to be angry at. You just plain piss me off. That is all...

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Now I believe in equal rights like the next person. I will also never tell someone what they should or shouldn't do... but this time my limits are being pressed. I ran across an article today that just about made me shiver myself into a little ball and cry for mommy. What would do this to big bad mean 'ol ChuCK? Mantyhose. That's right... no typo... mantyhose. Pantyhose for men... ahem... ok...

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Damn, I have been KILLING myself over this for a while now...Ok, back story... Myself and several people I deal with on a day to day basis were coming up with movies that we remember from our past... problem is... I forgot one of them that I wanted to mention. Nothing pisses me off more than going into a conversation knowing exactly what you are going to say... just to draw a blank. Well... I did

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Well this one I would file in the NSFW category... but still damn cool. This is what happens to that one kid that never grew up... that's 30 years old... living with mom... STILL playing with his LEGOs...Actually, the cool thing is that it isn't really made from LEGOs. It's a form of pixelizing portions of a photograph. What... a guy can't hope for LEGO porn? Don't judge me...http://

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Ok, so lets talk football a bit. I know some of you hate it... BUT, simple fact is that most men are addicted to some sort of sport. Lets face it... if you can't get laid, you can always watch some sort of competitive sport to get your rocks off. It's as barbaric as that. Anyways, I'm sitting here watching the Giants and the Eagles slug it out in a messy game anxiously awaiting a Giants loss.

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This is a sad state of humanity when any car, much less a Mercedes-Benz SL600, can be covered in rhinestones... and people LIKE it!An exhibitor polishes the customized Mercedes-Benz SL600, Luxury Crystal Benz, studded with 300,000 Swarovski crystal glass, displayed at the pavilion of custom car accessory company Garson/D.A.D at Tokyo Auto Salon 2009 at Makuhari Messe in Chiba, east of Tokyo(

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I figured I would speak my mind for a bit. I'm reading the news... as I always do since I'm an information nut... and it's all gloom and doom. Financial centers are failing, international currencies cease to hold value, war in lands that have been in conflict since the dawn of man... where is all of this taking us? I'll tell you where. For the mass majority of America... it's taking us to Taco

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In what I have to say is one of the best marketing campaigns I have seen in a long time, Burger King is handing out free Whoppers. The catch? You have to cut 10 people (friends) off of your Facebook account! HELL YEA THERE IS A LORD!!! Not being a fan of Facebook, or any other social site for that matter, I'm incline to get an account JUST for the sake of making friends to delete them... because

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Now those of you who know me are used to the fact that I'm very inquisitive. Sometimes you just HAVE to know whats going on... this time... I'm sorry I asked. I stumbled across this wonderful toilet addition the other day... It helps keep track of how much weight you.... well... read for yourself....You know they say you’re a few pounds lighter after a seated visit to the loo, it’s true. Designer

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Am I the only one who really digs time lapse videos?

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Well, what can I say... I just got too damn busy. Like all of the other "bloggers" out there. Not to mention most of the distractions of the coming and going fads of social networks with Myspace, Face Book, or Twitter... I'm sure the next one will be called Queue. (If that's not taken, it's mine damn it!) Not that I do anything on any of those sites, but if I wanted to... I could blame it.

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Ok, now as I have been continuing my trip down memory lane, I came across this video. I can't even begin to explain the memories it brings back...

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LMAO OHHHH GOD... .LOLOL OMG I CAN;T EBEN TYPE LOOLRKLL

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LOL ok, I know it's old... but damn it... nothing funnier than a fart...

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Well, that time has come when I have given in to peer pressure... I have a YouTube account. I haven't uploaded anything yet, jut made a couple of playlists and sharing what I like of whats out there...http://www.youtube.com/user/IamChuCKAmuCK

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